Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Free Blueprints For A Swing Set

Breakdance


Methone The imposing figure towering over them like an ominous shadow arose to obscure the sun.
- Do not kill, Methone! We will do what you ask - Undelrod said, a little blond and cute.
- Yes, we do! - Echoed Sandestalt, tall and blond bad.
- Shit, why not? - Kalmstagh nodded, without description.
- will be best for you! - Methone thundered, raising his fists to the sky, fists as big as watermelons and much, much harder and certainly the most bloodthirsty of watermelons, which usually do not care about blood. - I want to see the three of you do! - Then roared. - NOW! HERE! - Boomed again. That's it.
- And let's do it, come on, what does it cost? We always do. Only this time there is' I'm looking giant - Kalmstagh whispered.
- You're right - Sandestalt said.
- You're right to say who is right - Undelrod said. - Besides, we like to do it, no?
- Yes - Sandestalt said.
- It is true - confirmed Kalmstagh.
- So, do it! - Said the impatient reader.
- OK, let's do it - then said Sandestalt.
- Okay - said Kalmstagh.
- Okay - said Undelrod.
The three smiled with a wink. Undelrod turned on the portable CD player and the notes of a song hip hop scattered in the clear air of the cold winter afternoon.
They began to dance breakdance and they were indeed pretty good.
- How beautiful, how nice - thundered Methone, which was not able to say anything in normal tone, it also sometimes in embarrassing situations. When he saw
Kalmstagh rotate fast on the back, the giant could no longer resist and had to masturbate.
- Yes! YES! - Roared. His hand was spinning as propelled by rockets, and soon a wisp of smoke began to rise from it.
- GODO! - Roared.
The three found themselves floundering in a pool of semen sticky and yellowish. Spitting and coughing were able to stand up and thanked the task with a giant bow.
- You did well! - Thundered the immodest titan. - But you must die! - Boomed again, indicating Sandestalt.
- But .. but ... but why ...- groaned as the unfortunate.
- You said "VEGETABLES"! I hate vegetables!
- No, not true! I never said "vegetables."
- Yes, You said, you said now, you can not deny!
- So you're just a bastard! - Undelrod exploded.
- Oh, give me the BASTARD! So even YOU DIE! - Thundered the bastard. I hope that I have heard.
Methone began to advance menacingly towards the two innocent scapegoats of his unhappy childhood and would certainly have killed them, if at that point Kalmstagh had not had an idea.
rekindled portable player again and began to spin very fast on the back.
- AaaaAAAAHHH! - Thundered Methone: could not resist, it was too exciting. He had to masturbate again. And every time the giant ended, Kalmstagh started again, it was not until Methone masturbated to death.
The three looked at the giant dead.
- What a fool - said Kalmstagh. Then
Sandestalt Undelrod and gave him many pats on the back, then lifted him into the air cheering.
- We were saved because of you! Kalmstagh Viva! - Rejoiced in unison. - You did a great job, even if you have no description.
- not the description that is important - Kalmstagh said.
- No? And what then?
- Boh! - Kalmstagh concluded. And laughing merrily went.

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